Rage against the Macchiato

I dont like the term shits and giggles. Its disgusting. What does that mean anyway?

I also think this cabbie bashing thats going around at the moment is horrific. If you dont have all the fair, whats the harm in giving the man a wristie in the Hungry Jacks carpark? You can even use the other hand to inhale a bacon deluxe or the yumbo if they bring it back.

The Police are reforming as are Rage against the Macchiato. The drummer in the police Stewart Copeland's dad was a spy. Stewart hated Sting so much he wrote cunt with an arrow pointing towards him on his symbol.

Im pretty sure Jennifer Tilly would be fun in the sack.


Ghost Rider was as subtle as a gang rape.

I think just about everyone is on myspace now. I am really sick of people writing all this "follow your dreams", "Just live life to the fullest" positivecore dialogue. Well Duuuuuurrr. That stuff goes without saying. Write something funny, steal a joke even. And dont just have a million photos of you and some trashbag pissed at onelove. Try to involve a chimp or a hilarious setting.

If ever I have kids I am going to buy them a King sized bed when they are small, then they as they get older, they will just grow into it. I dont understand why people would ever have a single bed, we dont live in cupboards you know. Does a double bed hold some sort of sexual stigma that if you have a bed that size you must be sexually active? People are silly. Is this why kids have those tiny little beds? How about a king size bunk, how rad would that be...

Also when you put your feet on the table (usually not doing any damage) and some grumpy older citizen tells you to take them off, you should just leave them there. The act in question is already done so the feet should be left to stay. Whether you take them immediately or later wont physically have any affect.

When they have those Antique road shows on the telly I would love to just take a really old lady and have her stand there as the antique while some old guy in a tweed jacket prods her trying to guess which year she was born and where she was from.

The Nintendo Wii is apparently getting great esteem for its results in weight loss. People are reporting many shed pounds as they box, pitch and volley their way to a better figure. Whoever thought playing video games could be good for you?

French men seem to be very unattractive.

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In the U.S.A there are 9 million millionaires.Thats not even counting property, thats assets in accounts.

Here are some videos, I think you will like. Lets start with some creepy christian doll talking about pornography. Enjoy. "It aint Arizona"...



Here Lori and Dori Prove that "Two heads are better than one" entertaining us with their haunting melodies....Another Springersploitation movie. Jerry used to write speeches for Kennedy (he actually did) and be the mayor of Cincinnati. Now he incites violence on folk who just dont care for cutlery....



Ever had those painful moments when you cant stop laughing in a time for discretion?
Its pretty much my life. This german talk show host ended his career right here...



You know those wankers that jump into photos at the last minute giving the finger or rabbit ears? Chaz from the Chaser (TV's greatest triumph) gave it new meaning...
Check it out...



This show Chocky scared the junk out of me when I was small, anyone remember it?



While we are on old kids shows, Grange Hill was my favorite. Look at what happens when little Kevin Jenkins accidently hits the wangers...



Now i have seen a lot of strange stuff in my life. This is up there.





Billy Marks is a pro skateboarder, he is also good at this. A lot of spare time....