Sunday, June 22, 2008

John Stamos

Celebrity is a funny thing. You have to stop really being yourself. These people didn't. John Stamos' trip to Oz was cut short. In a radio interview he alluded to banging one of the Olsen Twins whilst in a log cabin. "Whatever happened, happened".
Look at him on Kerry Anne, wait for his last line, its priceless.

Now look at James Brown, his opening statement says it all. This man once held an entire board meeting up with a shotgun.

Harmony Korine wrote the appalling film Kids' screenplay. He then got fat and hung out with Old Dirty Bastard. I think he had more than a few sherbets on Letterman. Enjoy.

Remember Screech from saved by the bell?
Apparently on the show none of the other popular kids really hung out with him off set and today the only person who he keeps in contact with is the actor who played Mr Belding. He went broke of course and tried to sell t shirts bearing his likeness in order for him to make some money. The tragic part is he didn't own the rights to the name Screech so he had to print the name with three E's as SCREEECH. Can you get any lower? Yes he can. He appeared on "Celebrity" Fit Camp but refused to eat properly and threatened violence to a drill officer who nearly beat him to a pulp. This can be seen here below.

He then in a pathetic grasp for fame released a sex tape of him and two other girls entitled "Saved by the Smell".
He attended the Adult Video Awards and is now a voice for that industry.
Here is Screech (Dustin Diamond) today.
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I don't really like porn myself, I only watch it in spurts.

In other chilling news Warrick Capper has just sold his sex tape for a million dollars. Out of Bounds.

If someone asks you if you are ticklish no matter what you answer you will get touched.

Woodstock was a festival of peace and love. In 1999 they tried to repeat the festival with contemporary bands to relive the values of our free thinking generation past.
Didn't quite go to plan, here is just a few things that happened.

Water was 7 dollars American a bottle, many people became sick and hospitalized from dehydration due to it being close to 40 degrees.
Many of the security they hired were just volunteers that simply disappeared into the crowd after taking their vests off, leaving them dangerously understaffed.
The toilets overflowed creating an enormous steaming pit of human feces and urine. People wanting to create the original woodstock mud motif began sliding around in it not knowing that it was sewerage. This led to Gastro outbreaks of vomiting and diarrhea to an already overcrowded first aid tent.
The Audio tower was set on fire.
Fences were pushed over by outside drunken mobs and water pipes broken which stopped water going to all the fountains.
Enormous fights broke out.
Looting was rampant with atm's tipped over, smashed and merch stalls ransacked.
Four rapes were reported including one in the middle of the Limp Bizkit mosh pit and another of a fifteen year old girl by volunteer security.
One person died trying to climb the Chilli Peppers Sound Stage.
Six people were seriously injured with many more bashed.
Mobs set fire to 11 trailers, a bus and dozens of booths.
MTV covered the whole event . Host Kurt Loder had this to say.

"It was dangerous to be around. The whole scene was scary. There were just waves of hatred bouncing around the place, (...) It was clear we had to get out of there. It was like a concentration camp. To get in, you get frisked to make sure you're not bringing in any water or food that would prevent you from buying from their outrageously priced booths. You wallow around in garbage and human waste. There was a palpable mood of anger."

Peace, Love and Music took a fiver that day.

A frisbee is the only object you can throw at a stranger, hit them and its ok.
The Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines tries different ways to get morale up while the inmates take their iron vacations. Along with learning the routines to dance numbers including "Radio Gaga," scenes from the movie Sister Act, "YMCA" and "In the Navy," "Thriller" proved the most popular. You have to see this.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

The term "mad as a hatter" Comes from when mercury was used to clean and make top hats in a process called carroting as it turned the fur orange. The residue left in the hat often caused symptoms including trembling (known at the time as hatter's shakes), loosening of teeth, loss of co-ordination, and slurred speech; mental ones include irritability, loss of memory, depression, anxiety, and other personality changes. This was called mad hatter syndrome.

The only thing Im addicted to is cold turkey.

Submission move of the month is the Rear Naked Choke or Sleeper hold. It was quite silly of this person to be part of this irresponsible video. Don't worry no one gets hurt, just some drool but it shows just how easy it is to make someone faint. It cuts off the blood supply to the brain causing you to black out for a few moments. I remember my friend accidentally doing this while playing around with his pal (who from memory owned a dog with one eye). Here The Tom Cruise of Martial Arts Frank Shamrock puts a shock jock dj to sleep. Dont try this at home.

My mates girlfriend had crabs so he bought her a pair of fishnet stockings.

Sia Furler is a really nice person and is one of only two people on earth that requests to have her ears pulled. She also can drink as much as myself. She sings pretty god damn swell. Here is her new clip that was supposed to be for the band the Gossip but she got it instead. It was done by Kris Moyes who's brother Kim is in the Presets who is playing my party on the 24th that you will all be attending. Kris is so ahead of his time his parents haven't even met yet. Enjoy this great clip and great song. Feelgood hit of the summer.

The "N" word is a real touchy subject. A girl on the UK Big Brother just recently got kicked off for using it as a slang for her close friend.
Sean Price is a fairly scary Rapper from Knifepoint New York. He decided to test out some audience participation of the word at a concert in the whitest part of America, Colorado. Do you say it in the car? Watch and enjoy.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack would be during a game of charades.

The other day my friends mum said " i like kids". This to me is an odd statement in that you are really saying that you like people only for a little while. Whats happens when they grow up, not interested? You also cant be specific either, you cant say "I like 12 year olds", you look like a pederast.

This was a house that an arty couple made once they new it was going to be demolished. It gathered quite a lot of attention and the council ended up trying to save it. Seems drafty.
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Freddy Mercury was an amazing man, at one of his party's he hired dwarf's to carry trays on their head covered in cocaine, "short cuts" so to speak. Speaking of speaking he had tremendous difficulty as a child doing this because of his enormous teeth. Look at them here.
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The Slayer/Venom/Exodus Combat tour in 1985 was as heavy as it got.
Look at the concert goers, tell me you don't just wanna take one home and introduce him to a cup of hot cocoa.

Nike pretty much suck now days but they have released the Freddy Kruger Shoe, a cut above the rest.
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